1) #pregnancy, #pregnantgirlproblems, and #pregnancycravings are the three things you search most on Instagram.
2) Icecream can be eaten any time, including 4am.
3) Everyone wants to know who this Braxton Hicks guy is and what the hell he did to make you so angry.
4) The most exciting thing you straddle in bed is your body pillow.
5) Shaving your nether regions makes you feel like Helen Keller.
6) You feel like you are growing a traveling tv tray and use your bump as "counter space" whenever possible.
7) Staying up late is 9:30.
8) The choice between sleeping in or going to Cracker Barrel for breakfast is a serious dilemma.
9) The phrase "rolling out of bed" couldn't be more appropriate.
10) You save the weekends for the really strenuous things, like folding laundry.
Pregnancy is so glamorous.